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:: Monday, February 23, 2004 ::

gimme the prize
NO AW*RD PROMISES TO DELIVER NO AW*RDS

"You can take your Hugo, grease it up real good and stick it where the sun don't shine," the editor of Narrogin's Premier Fanzine said today.

"And stick Oscar there, too," he added.

Following the crawl-away success of the Special Xmas Edition of No Aw*rd, editor Russell B. Farr announced today the next edition would feature no aw*rd winners whatsoever.

"Aw*rd is a dirty word in issue 6," he said. "If you've won a Ditmar, Tin Duck, Hugo, Nebula, Oscar or World Fantasy Aw*rd, any major aw*rd at all, you're not welcome in this issue," Russell B. Farr said.

"I don't like your horse none, neither," he added.

Issue 6, the No Aw*rd No Aw*rd Issue will be available at SwanCon and Conflux, both in April 2003. An issue may be obtained for a contribution, a good excuse, a drink or a random cash donation.

Non aw*rd-winning contributors should send their stories, articles, rants, artwork, poetry, recipes or compromising photography to
beige @ westnet.com.au by 25 March 2004.

:: punkrocker1991 5:50 AM [+] ::
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